25. When a Girl proposes a Boy

If you thought only guys sought Tazzy’s advice; think again. Once a final year girl came to him for advice; and that was the most amazing moment in his love advice career.
“I really love this guy, he is in my class…” she said hesitantly.
“Does he know about it?”
“No, he is not in my branch. But I know him through common friends”
“Why don’t you tell him?”
“I not sure; he’s very cute, handsome. I am afraid he will reject me.”
“So… in what way you want me to help you?” asked Tazzy. She thought for a while and said.
“Could you please let me know what will be the possible outcome if I propose him?”
Tazzy pondered over it for a while and then,
“Maybe I can… it will take some time though”
“Thank you so much Tazzy” she said and left happily.

Tazzy plotted his moves and some days later through a common friend arranged to get invited to a drink get-together where this ‘cute-handsome’ guy was coming. Soon the guy got drunk and Tazzy quizzed him. He went about asking him questions on love, girls etc and somehow managed to ask his opinion about this girl. To this he replied,
“Her, she is not that good. She is not that hot, ordinary, bhenji types”
“What if she proposes you?” asked Tazzy teasingly.
“I will have to run for my life… ha ha ha hee hee”
When Tazzy revealed this to the girl, she was very sad, real sad man. On one of the evenings when we were together Tazzy said,
“Harry meine ek shaer likha hai tere liye”
“Sunao, sunao” I said encouraging him and he responded.
“Harry shah, rabb khaeyr kare
“Tenu ishq da rogg na lagge
“Mein usdi oh kise hor da ashiq
“Jugg ek duje nu thugge”
And we all appreciated his shaer in a chorus, saying,
“Wow!!!” and then,
“Wow-Wow, Wow-Wow”
“Wow-Wow, Wow-Wow”All of us were sad for this girl. Two months later she and her batch passed out.